Bosse's Day Out !

I am sitting in my office and am very happy, don’t know why but I am :D. Actually my whole team has gone to deliver a workshop on PMS :D including the big boss :D
Soooo I have nothing to do, soooo I thought I should do some productive work. Soooo I am doing it. Let me capture some of today’s chores.

Woke up at 8 : 15 am, yeppe.

Hypothesis: If I take bath then I will get late to the office.

Analysis: Thought twice thrice and four ice about taking a bath. Did some calculations about the temperature of the water and the time remaining to get ready, and based on the research and benchmarks I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis was correct.

Hypothesis: Having breakfast (in the morning) is good for health.

Analysis: Openend the fridge and looked for something heavy, umm like bread and butter or bread and boiled eggs. Picked up the eggs to boil for breakfast, but then realized it was Tuesday, sooo no break fast, only fast. I was happy that I did not have eggs coz its Tuesday and am still healthy. Result: Being healthy is not directly correlated to having break fast in the morning. It is also based on the fact that you are still dumb by the time you happened to pick the eggs. Had I continued being dumb after picking the eggs I would have had it :D

The report so far says that I am all dressed in grey (office dress) head to toe. Denied self for taking a bath and had no break fast.

With only 15 minutes left I grabbed my bag and ipod and my keys and started walking towards my office which is where I am right now (so insightful information). During my walk I heard some good Cold Play songs and then reached office. All my team members were ready to go for the workshop in one of the plants. I thought that I should also join them but:

Hypothesis: If I go for the work shop, I will have a good time.

Analysis: Welll , that’s sound enough a reason. I mean being a part of the work shop on PMS and then doing nothing seems to me a good idea. Then in the morning I did some past data analysis. My colleagues had earlier cribbed about the sad nature of the …

(Break for a min: I just received a call from Garima, and she says that she's pissed off :D. I am so sorry for her; I can only sympathize. But I just can’t stop laughing and smiling at this moment. Garima if you are reading this then please don’t yell at me, its not about you (u know that) its about the whole setup we are in.

Sorry for hanging my analysis in the mid, but can’t help it :D)

Ok so where we were?
My colleagues had been cribbing about the whole thing and how the PMS thing will come crashing down if somebody tried to implement it out right. She just told me that she had been kinda talked talked harshly and same goes for Anshul as well. Will talk to them about it when they come.
And if any one is thinking that I will be saved from all this, then you are wrong. Tomorrow I will have to attend the same workshop, to be held in Corporate office.

So as the analysis goes based on the past data and the opportunity that no one will be in the office today I finally decided that I will be in the corporate office. But this dosent prove that my hypothesis was wrong. I had to have one more confirmation. I called the big boss and asked if I could attend the workshop today, but he asked me as to who will be in the corporate office then? So I had to any ways stay back :D. Finally my hypothesis was proved otherwise.

Later this morning I did some work, replying to emails etcetera and soon got bored of it. Sooo I decided to take a good long walk and have something good in the market nearby and it was already close to lunch hours. So I started at 12: 45 thats 15 min before lunch time and had some yummy spicy chole. Walked to the nearby public park and played for a while with the office employees :D, seasaw and swings, cudnt fit in the fisal patti, was meant for small children :D.

(just had a tea break of 30 min :D)

Time 3:50 pm and back again:

Sooo had a good lunch time out. Now I am spending my good time talking to the people who are not a part of my department but we have kinda invaded their territory and acquired three desk tops sufficient enough for 6 people that we are :D :D.
Today their boss is also not in office :D :D.

Now only 1 hour and 30 min. left for the office to get over and I am running out of words already.

4:20 pm: Thinking of a movie plan now, three idiots. Yeah Ive seen it once but I am being offered for free. Whats the harm then :D

4:27 pm:
All tickets sold out :(

4:30 pm: One more to go

Zzzz Lazying like never before,,,, yawns zzzz!

4:41 pm: Still thinking. Id better sign off. What say?

Hypothesis: If I sign off this post I will have nothing to do.

Analysis: I will do a sample analysis now, a kinda survey.

“X”: Do you really think you will have noting to do if you sign off.
“Me”: Yes.

“y” Is it? I heard that if you will stop writing then you will have nooo thing?
“Me”: Yes.

“z”: What is all this crap you are asking? Obviously! You will be out of work. What do you say?
“Me”: Yes.

Results: Now based on the survey I did an average out of the three samples I had a talk with said yes, so if I multiply 3 by 10 I will get the sample size of 30 people which will make my analysis authentic :D

So if I count the "yes" and "no" of the sample population I will get.. ummmm..lemme think..ummmm

Me saying “yes”= 3 times and 3 multiplied by 10 is 30 soooo…
Result: 30 sample size says Yes: I will have no work if I quit writing now. Hence my proposed hypothesis is again right :D :D. I am a real mathematics genius :D

4:55 pm:
Ok now, let’s play puzzles:

Naaaayyy

Getting highly bored now,,, want to go home. Eat something and that’s it.

Ok ,, so here comes a good news from a trusted friend, the workshop is over and our team is leaving from the planet,, oops! plant :D. They will directly leave for their home.

I am sure it wouldn’t be a blunder at least.
Officially signing off now.

“You take care :P, because I am thrilled and excited :P”